Von Neumann Universe

This may be my new favorite phrase. It references to some pretty dense mathematical theory, check out the hive mind explanation here.

Moving on, the other night Ashley and I were talking about the “stupid” things that I have done or said that will never be forgotten. I thought I would make a list. If you don’t know the story about an item, well then we have something to talk about.

1. Said to my sister April in a canoe. Approximate age: 14. “…its sucking up.”

2. Said to my wife after approximately a year of marriage; age 26. “Come here big wife.”

3.Said to my wife when giving her a home grown jalapeño “Try this it isn’t spice at all.” The pepper was one of the hottest we have ever eaten.